EP 1AvailableNow playingPilot
23m·9/22/2003·6.7
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
Two and a Half Men
Season 1 · Episode 1IMDb7.5
- Released
- 9/22/2003
- Duration
- 0h 21m
- Genre
- Comedy
- Country
- United States of America
- Cast
- Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell
Overview
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Episodes
EP 1AvailableNow playing
EP 2AvailableBig Flappy Bastards
21m·9/29/2003·7.2
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
EP 3AvailableGo East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
21m·10/6/2003·7.2
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
EP 4AvailableIf I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
21m·10/13/2003·7.4
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
EP 5AvailableThe Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
19m·10/20/2003·7.2
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
EP 6AvailableDid You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
21m·10/27/2003·6.7
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
EP 7AvailableIf They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
21m·11/3/2003·7.7
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
EP 8AvailableTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
19m·11/10/2003·7.2
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
EP 9AvailablePhase One, Complete
21m·11/17/2003·6.8
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
EP 10AvailableMerry Thanksgiving
21m·11/24/2003·7.0
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
EP 11AvailableAlan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
20m·12/15/2003·6.8
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
EP 12AvailableCamel Filters and Pheromones
21m·1/5/2004·7.0
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
EP 13AvailableSarah Like Puny Alan
20m·1/12/2004·6.6
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
EP 14AvailableI Can't Afford Hyenas
21m·2/2/2004·6.7
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
EP 15AvailableRound One to the Hot Crazy Chick
21m·2/9/2004·6.8
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
EP 16AvailableThat Was Saliva, Alan
21m·2/16/2004·6.9
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
EP 17AvailableAte the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
20m·2/23/2004·7.2
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
EP 18AvailableAn Old Flame with a New Wick
21m·3/1/2004·7.0
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
EP 19AvailableI Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
19m·3/22/2004·7.1
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
EP 20AvailableHey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21m·4/19/2004·6.9
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
EP 21AvailableNo Sniffing, No Wowing
21m·5/3/2004·6.9
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
EP 22AvailableMy Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
21m·5/10/2004·6.7
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
EP 23AvailableJust Like Buffalo
21m·5/17/2004·7.3
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
EP 24AvailableCan You Feel My Finger?
21m·5/24/2004·6.9
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.
Cast
Walden Schmidt
Ashton Kutcher
Alan Harper
Jon Cryer
Berta
