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Season 1, 9 episodes

Episode 1: The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story
- Now playing
- 30m
- Mar 15, 1999
Royal panics when he realizes he forgot to buy an anniversary present for his wife, Connie. Breeze saves the day when she finds a pricey antique pin left behind by a guest, and Connie is thrilled with her gift. Royal is also ecstatic since he didn't have to spend a cent on it -- until the frantic guest returns to Whispering Pines offering a $1,000 reward for the heirloom. Royal can't resist stealing the ""gift"" back from Connie in order to collect the money but then finds himself setting up his own reward fund when Connie discovers that her new pin is missing.
Episode 2: Sexual Intercom
- 30m
- Mar 17, 1999
The Whispering Pines' new telephone system has an added feature that Royal and Connie unexpectedly discover -- an intercom that allows them to listen in on the guests' conversations. Connie is thrilled to discover this new form of entertainment, and Royal decides to ""use the power for good"" -- satisfying their guests' requests before the requests are made -- a plan that inevitably catches Payne with his pants down.
Episode 3: Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?
- 30m
- Mar 24, 1999
A representative from Family Friendly Travel pays a visit to evaluate Whispering Pines, and Royal attempts to dupe her into believing that the inn is a wholesome establishment. Unfortunately, Royal is busy trying to dupe the Family Friendly woman during a week in which the inn is coping with a cross-dressing guest and a lost child.
Episode 4: Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out
- 30m
- Mar 31, 1999
Livid about Connie's continual barrage of banal banter with anyone who'll listen to her, Royal attempts to prove that he's above all the gossip. However, when a mysterious guest checks in, it's Royal who is falling all over himself -- literally -- to learn ""her story.""
Episode 5: Pacific Ocean Duck
- 30m
- Apr 7, 1999
Royal laments the quality of his clientele. He longs to play host to presidents and kings but rather he gets blue collar families and philandering husbands with their mistresses. His ire is piqued when he learns that his competition, the Sand Dune, has received two stars in the Mobile guide while Whispering Pines wasn't even ranked. Royal resolves to put Whispering Pines on the map by adding a ""gourmet night"" to the hotel's attractions. After he accuses the Mobile Guide critic of being a tart and comes to believe that his four-star chef has expired, it begins to look as though success is not on the menu.
Episode 6: Trouble in Room 206
- 30m
- Apr 14, 1999
Payne gets himself into trouble when he rents a room -- already occupied -- to a young couple desperate to be together. Payne is forced to evict the young couple when the original guests return earlier than expected -- but finds that it's not so easy. He seems to be stuck with them.
Episode 7: I Never Forget a Face-Lift
- 30m
- Apr 21, 1999
When a bandaged woman recovering from a face-lift mistakes Whispering Pines for the luxurious Sand Dunes Inn down the street, Royal has her check in and lets her continue with her false assumption. Figuring the woman will have bandages over her eyes during the recovery process, Royal has Mo play nursemaid to her. The situation becomes tricky, however, when the guest's husband shows up looking for her.
Episode 8: Wedding Fever
- 30m
- Apr 28, 1999
Royal, who is hosting an expensive wedding at Whispering Pines, begins to panic when the father of the bride won't pay until after the ceremony. Determined that the wedding will go smoothly, Royal is frantic when he discovers that Breeze and the groom have the hots for each other, and desperately attempts to intervene -- which leads to disastrous results.
Episode 9: Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie
- 30m
Royal's efforts to impress a businessman get sidetracked when Connie's nephew (Richard Speight, Jr.) shows up fresh from prison. Mr. Allenbee: Bruce Jarchow. Mrs. Allenbee: Lizzie Murray. Leo: Eric Christmas.

Payne

1999
Rated TV-PG
1 season
30m per episode
Comedy

4.0TMDB(2)

Overview

Payne is an American television series, patterned after the British program Fawlty Towers. It starred American actor John Larroquette, who portrayed assistant district attorney Dan Fielding on the American television program Night Court. Larroquette was also an executive producer for the series. Payne was a mid-season replacement on CBS and aired in March and April 1999. The show also starred JoBeth Williams, Julie Benz and Rick Batalla. Despite fairly positive reception, and receiving the blessing of John Cleese, who agreed to take a recurring role if the show was renewed, Payne was quickly cancelled. Nine episodes were filmed; eight were aired. The show is not available on DVD.

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Based on Fawlty Towers
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Ran for 1 season and 9 episodes (1999)
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Details

Status: Ended
Seasons: 1
Episodes: 9
First aired: March 15, 1999
Last aired: April 28, 1999
Original language: English
Countries: United States of America

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Production

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Episodes

Season 1, 9 episodes

Episode 1: The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story
- Now playing
- 30m
- Mar 15, 1999
Royal panics when he realizes he forgot to buy an anniversary present for his wife, Connie. Breeze saves the day when she finds a pricey antique pin left behind by a guest, and Connie is thrilled with her gift. Royal is also ecstatic since he didn't have to spend a cent on it -- until the frantic guest returns to Whispering Pines offering a $1,000 reward for the heirloom. Royal can't resist stealing the ""gift"" back from Connie in order to collect the money but then finds himself setting up his own reward fund when Connie discovers that her new pin is missing.
Episode 2: Sexual Intercom
- 30m
- Mar 17, 1999
The Whispering Pines' new telephone system has an added feature that Royal and Connie unexpectedly discover -- an intercom that allows them to listen in on the guests' conversations. Connie is thrilled to discover this new form of entertainment, and Royal decides to ""use the power for good"" -- satisfying their guests' requests before the requests are made -- a plan that inevitably catches Payne with his pants down.
Episode 3: Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?
- 30m
- Mar 24, 1999
A representative from Family Friendly Travel pays a visit to evaluate Whispering Pines, and Royal attempts to dupe her into believing that the inn is a wholesome establishment. Unfortunately, Royal is busy trying to dupe the Family Friendly woman during a week in which the inn is coping with a cross-dressing guest and a lost child.
Episode 4: Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out
- 30m
- Mar 31, 1999
Livid about Connie's continual barrage of banal banter with anyone who'll listen to her, Royal attempts to prove that he's above all the gossip. However, when a mysterious guest checks in, it's Royal who is falling all over himself -- literally -- to learn ""her story.""
Episode 5: Pacific Ocean Duck
- 30m
- Apr 7, 1999
Royal laments the quality of his clientele. He longs to play host to presidents and kings but rather he gets blue collar families and philandering husbands with their mistresses. His ire is piqued when he learns that his competition, the Sand Dune, has received two stars in the Mobile guide while Whispering Pines wasn't even ranked. Royal resolves to put Whispering Pines on the map by adding a ""gourmet night"" to the hotel's attractions. After he accuses the Mobile Guide critic of being a tart and comes to believe that his four-star chef has expired, it begins to look as though success is not on the menu.
Episode 6: Trouble in Room 206
- 30m
- Apr 14, 1999
Payne gets himself into trouble when he rents a room -- already occupied -- to a young couple desperate to be together. Payne is forced to evict the young couple when the original guests return earlier than expected -- but finds that it's not so easy. He seems to be stuck with them.
Episode 7: I Never Forget a Face-Lift
- 30m
- Apr 21, 1999
When a bandaged woman recovering from a face-lift mistakes Whispering Pines for the luxurious Sand Dunes Inn down the street, Royal has her check in and lets her continue with her false assumption. Figuring the woman will have bandages over her eyes during the recovery process, Royal has Mo play nursemaid to her. The situation becomes tricky, however, when the guest's husband shows up looking for her.
Episode 8: Wedding Fever
- 30m
- Apr 28, 1999
Royal, who is hosting an expensive wedding at Whispering Pines, begins to panic when the father of the bride won't pay until after the ceremony. Determined that the wedding will go smoothly, Royal is frantic when he discovers that Breeze and the groom have the hots for each other, and desperately attempts to intervene -- which leads to disastrous results.
Episode 9: Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie
- 30m
Royal's efforts to impress a businessman get sidetracked when Connie's nephew (Richard Speight, Jr.) shows up fresh from prison. Mr. Allenbee: Bruce Jarchow. Mrs. Allenbee: Lizzie Murray. Leo: Eric Christmas.

Episodes

E1 Episode 1: The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story

E2 Episode 2: Sexual Intercom

E3 Episode 3: Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?

E4 Episode 4: Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out

E5 Episode 5: Pacific Ocean Duck

E6 Episode 6: Trouble in Room 206

E7 Episode 7: I Never Forget a Face-Lift

E8 Episode 8: Wedding Fever

E9 Episode 9: Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie

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Episodes

E1 Episode 1: The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story

E2 Episode 2: Sexual Intercom

E3 Episode 3: Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?

E4 Episode 4: Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out

E5 Episode 5: Pacific Ocean Duck

E6 Episode 6: Trouble in Room 206

E7 Episode 7: I Never Forget a Face-Lift

E8 Episode 8: Wedding Fever

E9 Episode 9: Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie

Fun facts

Episode 1: The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story

Episode 2: Sexual Intercom

Episode 3: Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?

Episode 4: Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out

Episode 5: Pacific Ocean Duck

Episode 6: Trouble in Room 206

Episode 7: I Never Forget a Face-Lift

Episode 8: Wedding Fever

Episode 9: Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie

Episode 1: The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story

Episode 2: Sexual Intercom

Episode 3: Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?

Episode 4: Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out

Episode 5: Pacific Ocean Duck

Episode 6: Trouble in Room 206

Episode 7: I Never Forget a Face-Lift

Episode 8: Wedding Fever

Episode 9: Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie