A mock-reality show depicting two guys from South Boston who move to Hollywood to become the next "Matt & Ben" in the wake of their viral YouTube video.
"You know that Stockholm Syndrome thing where the captive falls in love with the person that kidnapped them? I think I got that - but the opposite." -Maggie
"Guinness soup for the mornin'. My birthday's on St. Patrick's day. The day after, that's my day 'Paddy's Day'. Figured we'd double down on the Guinness." -Paddy