

All frills. No drills.
After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world.
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Denis LearyColonel Patrick Quinn
Taylor MisiakCaptain Maggie Quinn
Danny PudiMajor Abraham Shah
Laci MosleySergeant Dana Conway
Hal CumpstonCorporal Papadakis
Catherine TateKatja Vanderhoff
Joe MortonGeneral Davidson
Dempsey BrykPrivate Anthony 'BA' Chapman
Arnmundur Ernst BjörnssonJan
Jonny EverettColonel O'Connor
Ger MullinsPrivate Drummond
Parker YoungRick Silver
Robert HolikDutch Tailor
Peter EberstBram
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Ran for 2 seasons and 22 episodes (2025 to 2026)
Season 2, 12 episodes

At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.

After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.

With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson. Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission to take back the captive turkeys, as well as other assorted artificially flavored trappings.

Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer. Meanwhile, The Colonel is dealing with an anonymous protestor that has infiltrated the base and is threatening to sabotage Stroopsdorf.

Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself as a mentee; things get complicated when Colonel Quinn and Martin develop an immediate attraction toward each other.

Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste, convincing Papadakis to fill in as the Colonel's right-hand man. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie makes an emotional hair choice, and Sergeant Conway takes her off base to fix it.

To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.

Rick takes a sabbatical from the CIA and returns to the base, hoping to rekindle his strained relationship with Captain Maggie. Meanwhile, paranoia runs high when a mole is suspected to be operating inside the base. In a drastic attempt to uncover the traitor, The Colonel administers truth serum to everyone and unleashes far more confessions than he ever bargained.

Stroopsdorf is hosting its first-ever international peace talks, and when Captain Maggie is assigned the seemingly simple task of handing out cheese, The Colonel turns into a full-blown helicopter parent. However, his meddling lands Maggie in charge of all summit events, where every mistake is on her.

After throwing out his back, The Colonel is ordered to bed rest. Meanwhile, the base is sent to sweep for landmines at a local farm, where Major Shah suddenly finds himself in serious danger when he steps on one.

Due to flooding from a massive storm, The Colonel invites General Martin and her troops to stay at Stroopsdorf. But when her secret plan to seize control of the base is exposed, the romantic reunion turns into a battle of trust. And while chaos brews, Shah and Maggie turn up the heat on their romance.

General Martin launches a takeover of the base and plans to fire its entire staff. Refusing to stand by, Captain Maggie devises a bold plan to reclaim Stroopsdorf and restore the Colonel's command. Meanwhile, Major Shah grapples with a midlife crisis





