Distractible

E1 Episode 1: Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)

• Now playing
• 1h 2m
• May 24, 2026

Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.

E2 Episode 2: Hard or Soft?

• 1h 10m
• May 31, 2026

The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?

E3 Episode 3: Burnout

• 1h 8m
• Jun 7, 2026

The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.

E4 Episode 4: Doing Too Much

• 1h 15m
• Jun 14, 2026

Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.

E5 Episode 5: Markiplier Likes That?

• 1h 2m
• Jun 21, 2026

How well do Bald and Dad know Short?

E6 Episode 6: Going Nuclear

• 1h 14m
• Jun 28, 2026

Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?

E7 Episode 7: Unhappy Birthday

• 1h 2m
• Jul 5, 2026

To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.

E8 Episode 8: Hoopst Was First?

• 1h 2m
• Jul 12, 2026

This game about firsts is making me firsty.

E9 Episode 9: The Perfectest Crime

• 1h 12m
• Jul 19, 2026

Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.

E10 Episode 10: Wade Definitely Has A Topic

• 1h 6m
• Jul 26, 2026

The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.

E11 Episode 11: Please Be Nice

• 1h 8m
• Aug 2, 2026

Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.

E12 Episode 12: I'm Wade. I'm Bald

• 51m
• Aug 9, 2026

He's bald. He's Wade.

E13 Episode 13: Choose Your Own Cousin

• 1h 13m
• Aug 17, 2026

Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."

E14 Episode 14: Would I Lie To You?

• 1h 1m
• Aug 23, 2026

Bob hosts a game built on lies.

E15 Episode 15: Smell My Touch

• 1h 2m
• Aug 30, 2026

Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.

E16 Episode 16: Cincinnati Jeopardy

• 45m
• Sep 6, 2026

Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever

E17 Episode 17: Insider Gaming

• 1h 9m
• Sep 13, 2026

Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.

E18 Episode 18: Cloth Off The Bone

• 56m
• Sep 20, 2026

Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.

E19 Episode 19: The Jerker Episode

• 59m
• Sep 27, 2026

The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.

E20 Episode 20: "Saving Grace" (The Scary Tapes)

• 56m
• Oct 1, 2026

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen. Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence.

E21 Episode 21: Grilled or Fried?

• 1h 13m
• Oct 4, 2026

I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.

E22 Episode 22: "These Hollows and Rivers" (The Scary Tapes)

• 1h
• Oct 8, 2026

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams. Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence

E23 Episode 23: Bob's One Man Show (Part 2)

• 1h 9m
• Oct 11, 2026

For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.

E24 Episode 24: "Copper Point" (The Scary Tapes)

• 1h 17m
• Oct 15, 2026

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Copper Point" by Chelsea Herzog. Trigger Warnings: Animal Death, Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Mental Illness, Physical Abuse, Self-Harm/Suicide, Stalking, Victim Blaming, Violence, Cult and/or Religious Abuse

E25 Episode 25: Our Strange Addiction

• 1h 47m
• Oct 18, 2026

Bob and Wade rope Mark into in their poképroblem.

E26 Episode 26: "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" (The Scary Tapes)

• 53m
• Oct 22, 2026

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" by Ronan Clarke.

E27 Episode 27: Nah, I'd Win (Part 5)

• 1h
• Oct 25, 2026

Now featuring even more beans.

E28 Episode 28: TBD (The Scary Tapes)

• Oct 30, 2026

E29 Episode 29: TBD

• Airs Nov 3, 2026

E30 Episode 30: TBD

• Airs Nov 10, 2026

E31 Episode 31: TBD

• Airs Nov 17, 2026

E32 Episode 32: TBD

• Airs Nov 24, 2026

E33 Episode 33: TBD

• Airs Dec 1, 2026